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Saturday, January 5, 2008

All Britney All the Time


Britney Spears outside her LA home Thursday night. photo AP.

Britney Melts Down, Hospitalized, Loses Full Custody

How many pop stars does it take to change a light-bulb?

One.

They just hold on to the bulb, while the rest of the world revolves around them.

Reality caught up to Britney Spears Thursday.

The New York Times

To recap, Ms. Spears apparently spent several hours last night refusing to hand over her two children, of whom she does not have custody, to her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, who does, or to the police who were called to the scene. She was then carried out of her home on a gurney and put in an ambulance, all in easy viewfinder range of paparazzi, to be taken to a hospital, where nothing was said of her condition, though a police officer who was at the house said she was observed to be under the influence of … well, something or other. Tests for illicit drug use are said by one gossip magazine to have come back negative today.

Moreover, Mr. Federline’s lawyers requested an emergency custody hearing, and persuaded the court to suspend her visitation rights in an order handed down this afternoon. Ms. Spears’s lawyers, meanwhile, no longer want to represent her, after she blew off one scheduled deposition and showed up more than an hour late for another, only to skip out again after 15 minutes. She has also ditched court dates, defied court orders, and gotten herself in one vehicular-related legal scrape after another over the past year.

The latest antics are quite a kickoff to the new year for the Spears family, which wound up the old one in signature style with Ms. Spears’s 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn announcing she was pregnant by selling the story to a gossip magazine, evidently before she had told her big sister. The fallout from that little bit of business continued today with reports that Nickelodeon may give in to the storm of demands from parents that it cancel Jamie Lynn’s kidvid TV series, “Zoey 101,” even though the third-season finale has yet to air and the whole fourth season is already completed and ready.

That’s a notable data point: Not only have many average folks had it up to here with the Spearses, their media-conglomerate patrons may be running out of patience, too.

You can detect the glee draining out of the saturation coverage, even if the cameras have yet to turn their gaze away. A Seattle Post-Intelligencer blog post asks whether Ms. Spears is insane. People magazine rounds up experts to tut-tut about the hole she has dug herself and the possibility that she will lose access to her toddler sons for good. Clarence Page built his column on Wednesday on the fish-in-a-barrel angle: the Spearses, he wrote, make it altogether too easy to condemn them.

Taking note of court papers saying Ms. Spears burns through every penny of her $737,000 monthly income, a U.S. News & World Report blog post today even advises her to manage her money better.

This passage drew a smile and a nod:
Think about retirement. No, it’s not too early
Oh, we don't know about that...

What with the opportunity for the GNB Gossip Desk to run stories such as:

Britney Spears Loses Kids To Federline Due To Drugs & Alcohol

and

Good Girl Syndrome: Why Jamie Lynn Spears is Knocked Up

You Spears girls are reliable. We can count on you for a story.

At least Vanessa Hudgens -- Vanessa Hudgens Naked -- has the sense not to make a repeat appearance. (Damn.)

Britney. Your life is fucked up. People make fun of you. And even though here at the GNB Gossip Desk we try and be thoughtful and caring (unlike the catty folks at the other gossip rags) well, we're kind of sick of your shit.

Grow up Britney.

Check yourself in for serious treatment and don't come out till you're better.

'Cause seriously, soon it won't be an ambulance taking you to the hospital.
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Friday, December 14, 2007

“My Eyes, My Ears!”



Twelve Days of Christmas
National Republican Senatorial Committee


Yes Virgina, the Republican's really do live in a fantasy world.

Not only do they genuinely believe history will vindicate them, they also believe they can sing. They are untethered from reality. And um, can't sing.

Posted (h/t Wonkette) to show how bonkers these people truly are.

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

I Must Be Right Even When I Know I'm Wrong



Penn State University Student Nathan Jones
Refuses To Apologize For Dressing Up on Halloween As A
Virgina Tech Massacre Victim


“Do you want me to insincerely apologize?

That would show a lack of integrity on my part.”

People need to be right.

People need to be right so badly we (me too) will stick with being right even when we know we're wrong.

That's what happens here with Nathan Jones.

When you watch the tape, starting at 4:30 in to the tape, Nathan finally comes around and admits he is sorry that the Virgina Tech students and friends and family who viewed the pictures (of him and others in costume of dead students) -- to the extent that he played a part in that, he's sorry.

But at 4:55, as the CNN anchor tries to get Nathan to make his apology more explicit, he instantly retreats and defends his actions, taking back even the limited apology he'd made.

People need to be right no matter what it costs them. And it costs them. Their reputation, love, money, their health. People die in order to be right. What do you think religious wars are about?

People who are willing to be wrong, are people who can learn quickly, make progress, adapt to a world of reality as it occurs for them, instead of being stuck in their mental images.

The best people in any domain are people who are willing to be wrong, and who communicate frankly and candidly about their failures.

The more failures I make, the faster I get to my successes. When I screw up at GNB, I almost always send out an email to my colleagues announcing the fact, detailing how I screwed up, and what I'm going to do next (or asking for advice.)

I screw up faster, more often, and recover quicker than anyone I know. Because I'm not at all timid about screwing up, and I'm passionate about communicating.

For this to work, you have to be willing -- no, committed -- to letting go of a position that's wrong. Even if it makes you look like an ass. Especially then.

And it isn't as if your buddies are going to be all enlightened and say, "Oh, Jesse. You're so brave. I see now how you're just letting go of a position you're holding on to where you think you have to be right. Thank you for being willing to be wrong, in order to move the communication forward within our group. I honor you."

*snorts*

They're going to say (or at least think), "That was really stupid. Don't do it again, asshole. Next time, don't fucking admit to being wrong. You made our whole group look bad. And for Gods sake, if you're dumb enough to get caught, lie!!!"

What I and the people like me who have been trained to communicate no matter what, are attempting to do, is change the culture, from one based on lies and distrust, to one based on communication and trust.

I'm right, probably 85-90% of the time. Not talking about how often I make typing errors, but the choices I make. Of that last 10-15%, I have trusted friends, colleagues, professionals, and family I check in with all the time, especially on big stuff. I'm not at all afraid to reverse myself, even if temporarily it makes me look like an idiot. Anyone who knows me well, knows I have the capacity to screw up in a major way. It's evidence I'm taking big bites out of life.

(There have been a few stretches when the percentage was much higher. Sometimes much higher, during which I was checking damn near everything. I had children I had to protect against myself.)

I like to keep my mistake percentage at about 10-15%. Any less would mean I'm spending too much time trying to be perfect. Any more would mean too much time correcting errors. 1 to 1.5 out of 10 means I'm taking risks and learning from them.

Having to be right is a basic human drive. It's built in, part of our linguistic soup.

Recognizing that having to be right is part of our Automatic Pilot mechanism, just like breathing or having a heart beat, starts to give us some options. Because once we recognize something as Automatic Pilot, at least with the linguistic parts, we begin to have the option to choose otherwise.

Because being right all the time isn't always, well, right. Sometimes it's just stupid.

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Monday, October 22, 2007

The Secret History of the Impending War

Esquire has an amazing article up.

It's long, and it's not just another, 'hey, there's a possible war with Iran' article. It lays out the last four years.

I'm giving you a few paras -- then go read.

You know how in your worst imaginations, you worried the Bush Administration was really much worse than you thought they were, that Cheney was TRULY crazy?

Turns out, he really is.

Also turns out, the whole war with Iran thing? Iran has been begging us since the day after 9/11 to negotiate unconditionally, everything on the table. Their nuclear program. Iran telling us specifically where all of the terrorists in the middle east were, during our war with Iraq. Anything we wanted. All of it, on the fucking table, over and over again.

We're talking a literal negotiating table. Talks were held. Actual talks.

The Office of the Vice President turned EVERYTHING down. He and people in his office refused everything Iran offered the United States.

Why?

Because it isn't enough for Iran to offer all this in exchange for anything. Got that?

It isn't enough for us to WIN. Our opponent has to LOSE. AAAAAAARGH!!!!!

In Dick "INSANE GUY" Cheney's world, the Iranians had to see the light and do everything because "it was the right thing to do."

No, I'm truly not kidding. That is why we turned down the offer from Iran to give up their nuclear program, to identify all terror activity in the middle east, and a bunch of other shit, really anything we wanted. We lost it all because it wasn't offered with absolutely no strings attached like they were the fucking British helping their best friends in the whole world.

Welcome to the Axis of Evil.

Esquire

The Secret History of the Impending War with Iran That the White House Doesn't Want You to Know

This is what Leverett and Mann fear will happen: The diplomatic effort in the United Nations will fail when it becomes clear that Russia's and China's geopolitical ambitions will not accommodate the inconvenience of energy sanctions against Iran. Without any meaningful incentive from the U.S. to be friendly, Iran will keep meddling in Iraq and installing nuclear centrifuges. This will trigger a response from the hard-liners in the White House, who feel that it is their moral duty to deal with Iran before the Democrats take over American foreign policy. "If you get all those elements coming together, say in the first half of '08," says Leverett, "what is this president going to do? I think there is a serious risk he would decide to order an attack on the Iranian nuclear installations and probably a wider target zone."

This would result in a dramatic increase in attacks on U.S. forces in Iraq, attacks by proxy forces like Hezbollah, and an unknown reaction from the wobbly states of Afghanistan and Pakistan, where millions admire Iran's resistance to the Great Satan. "As disastrous as Iraq has been," says Mann, "an attack on Iran could engulf America in a war with the entire Muslim world."

Mann and Leverett believe that none of this had to be.
*shudders*

Go. Read.

Frankly, I'm starting to think Treason is the operative word here. We're long past High Crimes. This isn't simple incompetence or an ideological point of view. I have to start wondering if Dick Cheney isn't intentionally setting the middle east afire from one end to the other to send oil to $300-$400 a barrel, in order to make his own portfolio and that of his patrons blow through the roof. Halliburton would triple in value as would oil stocks. It's time to ask a Special Prosecutor to look at Dick Cheney on the grounds of Treason.

In the meantime, the Joint Chiefs and The President of Russia hold the line against a madman occupying the office of the Vice President, and his buddy-pal, yet another sociopath in the Oval.

Let us hope we make it fourteen months to the election -- and another four beyond that to the inauguration, without a genuine constitutional crisis. Because it ain't like it's past these fuckers to let the election happen, then start a full-out war during the 100 days of the President-elect. You know, just for kicks.

Come on JCS... hold the goddamn line.
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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Rape Survivor Denied Care "Appeared Intoxicated"



Male Doctor, Police, Repeatedly Refuse To Give Woman Rape Test!

Every time I think I can't be shocked any more.

Rat-fucking. Goat fucking. Being told to get fucked.

THIS.IS.FUCKED.

Literally a woman, 19, a Howard University sophomore, went to Howard University Hospital in Washington, District of Columbia with two (count them, one, two, that's TWO witnesses) and said she had been fucked. Raped to be precise. By virtue of a date-rape drug at an off-campus party in December 2006 that knocked her half out. "One of the hosts then took her to a room where he allegedly anally penetrated her at around 3 a.m."

She was fucked in the ass while half-unconscious because she got slipped a mickey. Allegedly.

A mickey. A drug which knocks you out, can scramble memory and leave you unable to move or fight back, even as your assailant is doing you while you lie there in horror being penetrated.

There is no correct response to rape.

There is no correct response to rape.

There is no correct response to rape.

This Howard University sophomore (and two friends) got herself, still massively out of it due to the date-rape drug, to Howard University Hospital, to the freaking Rape Crises Center for Howard University.

She went to the rape center with two friends as fast as she possibly could, even though she was vomiting, stumbling, and her ability to think clearly was massively compromised.

She said I'VE BEEN RAPED. HELP ME.

MALE DOCTORS TURNED HER AWAY.
"SHE'S DRUNK," THEY SAID

As if drinking had shit to do with having a penis stuck in your mouth, your rectum, your vagina, without your consent.

When you've been drinking, lack of consent is MORE likely. D'oh!
The GW Hatchet

A Howard student is suing the University for negligence and medical malpractice because she said she was raped and denied proper care at GW Hospital because she allegedly appeared intoxicated, according to documents filed in D.C. Superior Court.

The plaintiff, a 19-year-old sophomore, also filed suit against the District, Howard University Hospital and several local doctors. The complaint states she was given a date-rape drug at an off-campus party near Howard and was then denied a rape kit at several hospitals - including GW.

GW Hospital allegedly denied her treatment because doctors at Howard said she appeared intoxicated, according to court documents.

She is also suing the University and its hospital for negligent hiring.

The plaintiff is asking for compensatory damages, a court order to have her case properly investigated and revision of GW Hospital's rape treatment policies.

"There is no legitimate reason why it was handled this way," said Bruce Spiva, her attorney. "She has really been hurt by this and is reluctant to speak out publicly."

David Garofalo, a spokesperson for the Medical Faculty Associates, said the allegations against Christopher Lang, a GW physician named in the lawsuit, are "without merit."

"When a young woman comes into a sexual assault center, she ought to be given a test for date-rape drugs," Spiva said. "She ought not be denied or questioned as if she'd done something wrong."

Immediately after the alleged assault, she sought medical assistance at Howard University Hospital, accompanied by two witnesses, according to the complaint.

Court documents also add that she appeared intoxicated and was therefore denied a rape kit and sent home. It also states she was drifting in and out of consciousness and vomiting.

The plaintiff returned to Howard University Hospital the next morning and was again denied a rape kit - at which point the Metropolitan Police Department was notified, according to the complaint. They also said they felt a rape kit was unnecessary, according to court documents.

"A sexual assault kit is for police to recover evidence," said Sergeant Ronald Reid of the MPD Sex Assault Unit. "So if we don't have reason to believe a crime happened we wouldn't administer a rape kit."

The plaintiff then drove to GW Hospital, where Lang examined her according to court documents. The complaint states he also denied her a rape kit because both the police and Howard's hospital had already refused. Lang, who is listed as a defendant, did not return several calls from The Hatchet.

The complaint states "(the plaintiff) has been violated twice: first by an assailant who likely drugged and assaulted her, and then, by the defendants … which refused to take her seriously and which refused to provide her the reasonable care she was owed."
Went to one hospital. Rejected. #1.

Went back to the hospital the next morning. Rejected again. #2

Called the cops, sex crimes unit. They refused to run a rape kit. #3

Went to yet another hospital. The second hospital didn't even check her out, rejecting her because the first hospital and the cops had bounced her. #4.

What the hell do you have to do to get a guy to get between your legs in Washington, DC? Apparently, take a date-rape drug.

And just in case you didn't already know...

Howard University where the 19 year-old sophomore woman who was raped goes to school, is a historically black university, the number one producer of African American Ph.D.s in the United States.

We don't know of course what race the young lady is. But if -- if -- she is black, I'm certain white male doctor -- and again, we don't know if GW physician Christopher Lang is white -- turned away a girl wanting a rape kit because Howard University Hospital and the cops said she was drunk, because she was a "drunk black girl", because he was going off shift and wanted some rest, or maybe because he genuinely thought she didn't need one. And we may never know.

What we do know is, this was her fourth attempt at a rape kit, and GW turned her back away into the street.
Spiva said he hopes to prevent this type of treatment in the future. "The complaint speaks for itself in terms of the outrageousness of what happened," Spiva said. "We're partially doing this so that nobody else gets treated this way."

He added they hope to go to trial soon, and that the amount of potential damages will be determined by the jury.
I hope the Washington, D.C. jury opens their hearts to this young girl. And the stock-funds, bond-portfolios, real estate departments, the freaking Department of the Treasury for every single one of these entities.

Go deep-pocket on their ass, all the way down.

As for the doctors. *sighs*

People make mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes.

Doctors kill people in their careers and we do not end their careers over fatal non-intentional non-recurring errors. This was fucked, not fatal. Jesse's Judgment(TM): The insurance company pays this off, the docs spend a semester each back in med school (not regular CEUs, actual med school with med students) studying medical ethics.

This was bad. This was truly fucked. It's fixable with money, and training. And someone with a nose for it, needs to sniff very carefully, because all the way from the West Coast, I smell institutionalized racism.

The only decent part of this is, at least it was in Washington, DC, where Plan B is available without bullshit.

h/t Feministing.
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

X-Wing Starfighter Explodes



Baby Go Boom

Simply too awesome not to post up.

TechRepublic

Back in February, I took a lot of crap from Star Wars fans when I questioned the usefulness of X-wing fighters’ x-wings. Well, if the travails of the Polecat Aerospace club–and the video of their grand scale x-wing flight experiment–are any reliable indication, my lack of confidence has been vindicated. In the real world, those wings sheer right off. (Found via SciFi Scanner.)

What you see here is perhaps the greatest model rocket project ever undertaken in the name of fanboy pseudoscience. (Found via SFSignal.) Polecat Aerospace built a 21-foot reproduction (about one-half scale) of an X-wing and designed it to fly–rocket style–with the aid of four M-class solid rocket engines. It even had radio-controlled pivot wings and dome-spinning R2-D2.

They probably should have tried an A-wing starfighter instead. At least it looks like it incorporates some form of blended-wing lifting body.

Build notes. (You know you want to.)

h/t Boing Boing.
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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Boom Chicka Boom

Atomic Bomb Code Name Baker, Bikini Atoll, Height Minus 90 Feet Underwater,Burst 21 kilotons Yield. July 23, 1946 0835 local time. photo US Military.
Atomic Bomb Code Name Baker, Bikini Atoll, Height Minus 90 Feet Underwater,
Burst 21 kilotons Yield. July 23, 1946 0835 local time. photo US Military.


Oh My Gods

The photo shown above is Baker, the second shot of Operation Crossroads, the world's fifth nuclear explosion, third nuclear test, and first underwater nuclear explosion.

Atomic Forum

Baker was the second shot on Bikini Atoll, the location for the nuclear tests fired during Operation Crossroads. The atoll is situated in the Marshall Islands group, in the western Pacific Ocean, some 2,000 miles southwest of Hawaii and 4,150 miles from San Fransisco.

Baker Day was 25 July, 1946 and designated shot time was 0835 local. There were 68 target vessels in the array for Test Baker. Twenty-four small craft were beached on Bikini Island. The submarine USS Searaven (which had been submerged on 24 July), partially surfaced later in the day. It was finally resubmerged by 2300 on 24 July. Of the eight target submarines, six were submerged and two were on the surface for the test. Weather was not quite as important for Baker as for Able because the underwater detonation was expected to limit the cloud height and thus localize the radioactivity. Good visibility, however, was important for photography.

Baker was detonated on schedule at 0835 on 25 July 1946. The detonation command was sent by radio using coded signals.


The flash seemed to spring from all parts of the target fleet at once. A gigantic flash -- then it was gone. And where it had been now stood a white chimney of water reaching up and up. Then a huge hemispheric mushroom of vapor appeared like a parachute suddenly opening. . . . By this time the great geyser had climbed to several thousand feet. It stood there as if solidifying for many seconds, its head enshrouded in a tumult of steam. Then slowly the pillar began to fall and break up. At its base a tidal wave of spray and steam rose to smother the fleet and move on towards the islands. All this took only a few seconds, but the phenomenon was astounding as to seem to last much longer.”

- Oberver's account of the Baker detonation from a Navy PBM 15 nmi away
Another aircraft observer reported seeing a major ship "on [its] nose" before it sank and saw a water wave pass over one of the small islands between Bikini and Eneu islands about 2 minutes after the detonation. When the air over the fleet cleared, Arkansas, LSM-60, and four LCTs were not in sight. Saratoga was listing to starboard and her stern was low.

The underwater explosion inflicted heavy damage on the target fleet. Eight ships were sunk or capsized. Eight ships were immobilized or seriously damaged. Generally, ships beyond 1,500 yards were undamaged. Those between 1,100 and 1,500 yards sustained only slight damage. Those between 900 and 1,100 yards suffered moderate damage. Those inside 900 yards were seriously damaged or were sunk.

Baker Video
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This color footage of the Baker test shows the explosion from several different angles. The first three sequences were filmed from photographic aircraft; one of these was filmed directly above the explosion. The last two sequences were filmed from photographic towers built on several of the islands surrounding the lagoon. The shock wave wave racing toward the camera position is clearly visible in the last sequence.

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Several weeks ago the Group News Blog reported two stories to you.

First, Oops!, how six hydrogen bombs -- VASTLY more powerful than Test Baker -- were flown across the continental United States slung under the wing of a strategic B-52 Bomber. And no one, apparently, had a clue for hours, possibly even a day.

Second, Dial-a-Bomb, where the initial story being told started to break down, questions were raised, and left unanswered in a very, pretty damn scary way.

LISTEN UP.

Since September 11, 2001, your ability to know when it is appropriate to be legitimately concerned (or afraid) has been systematically fucked with by the Bush Administration for their own political gain.
Aesop's Fables - 210 in Perry's numbering system. (Wikipedia - The Boy Who Cried Wolf.)

The Shepherd's Boy and the Wolf

A Shepherd-boy, who watched a flock of sheep near a village, brought out the villagers three or four times by crying out, "Wolf! Wolf!" and when his neighbors came to help him, laughed at them for their pains. The Wolf, however, did truly come at last. The Shepherd-boy, now really alarmed, shouted in an agony of terror: "Pray, do come and help me; the Wolf is killing the sheep"; but no one paid any heed to his cries, nor rendered any assistance. The Wolf, having no cause of fear, at his leisure lacerated or destroyed the whole flock.

There is no believing a liar, even when he speaks the truth.
*talks calmly*

For 61 years the United States has been told we have perfect Command & Control over our nuclear arms.

On August 29, 2007, the unthinkable happened. The United States of America lost control of a plane full of nukes.

The Front Page of The Washington Post has the story. GNB will tease only; hit the jump to The Post and read the entire story please.
The Washington Post

Missteps in the Bunker

By Joby Warrick and Walter Pincus
Washington Post Staff Writers
Sunday, September 23, 2007; Page A01

Just after 9 a.m. on Aug. 29, a group of U.S. airmen entered a sod-covered bunker on North Dakota's Minot Air Force Base with orders to collect a set of unarmed cruise missiles bound for a weapons graveyard. They quickly pulled out a dozen cylinders, all of which appeared identical from a cursory glance, and hauled them along Bomber Boulevard to a waiting B-52 bomber.

The airmen attached the gray missiles to the plane's wings, six on each side. After eyeballing the missiles on the right side, a flight officer signed a manifest that listed a dozen unarmed AGM-129 missiles. The officer did not notice that the six on the left contained nuclear warheads, each with the destructive power of up to 10 Hiroshima bombs.

That detail would escape notice for an astounding 36 hours, during which the missiles were flown across the country to a Louisiana air base that had no idea nuclear warheads were coming. It was the first known flight by a nuclear-armed bomber over U.S. airspace, without special high-level authorization, in nearly 40 years.

The episode, serious enough to trigger a rare "Bent Spear" nuclear incident report that raced through the chain of command to Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates and President Bush, provoked new questions inside and outside the Pentagon about the adequacy of U.S. nuclear weapons safeguards while the military's attention and resources are devoted to wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Three weeks after word of the incident leaked to the public, new details obtained by The Washington Post point to security failures at multiple levels in North Dakota and Louisiana, according to interviews with current and former U.S. officials briefed on the initial results of an Air Force investigation of the incident.

The warheads were attached to the plane in Minot without special guard for more than 15 hours, and they remained on the plane in Louisiana for nearly nine hours more before being discovered. In total, the warheads slipped from the Air Force's nuclear safety net for more than a day without anyone's knowledge.

"I have been in the nuclear business since 1966 and am not aware of any incident more disturbing," retired Air Force Gen. Eugene Habiger, who served as U.S. Strategic Command chief from 1996 to 1998, said in an interview.

A simple error in a missile storage room led to missteps at every turn, as ground crews failed to notice the warheads, and as security teams and flight crew members failed to provide adequate oversight and check the cargo thoroughly. An elaborate nuclear safeguard system, nurtured during the Cold War and infused with rigorous accounting and command procedures, was utterly debased, the investigation's early results show.

The incident came on the heels of multiple warnings -- some of which went to the highest levels of the Bush administration, including the National Security Council -- of security problems at Air Force installations where nuclear weapons are kept. The risks are not that warheads might be accidentally detonated, but that sloppy procedures could leave room for theft or damage to a warhead, disseminating its toxic nuclear materials.

A former National Security Council staff member with detailed knowledge described the event as something that people in the White House "have been assured never could happen." What occurred on Aug. 29-30, the former official said, was "a breakdown at a number of levels involving flight crew, munitions, storage and tracking procedures -- faults that never were to line up on a single day."

*******

Officials familiar with the Bent Spear report say Air Force officials apparently did not anticipate that the episode would cause public concern. One passage in the report contains these four words:

"No press interest anticipated."

'What the Hell Happened Here?'

The news, when it did leak, provoked a reaction within the defense and national security communities that bordered on disbelief: How could so many safeguards, drilled into generations of nuclear weapons officers and crews, break down at once?

Military officers, nuclear weapons analysts and lawmakers have expressed concern that it was not just a fluke, but a symptom of deeper problems in the handling of nuclear weapons now that Cold War anxieties have abated.

"It is more significant than people first realized, and the more you look at it, the stranger it is," said Joseph Cirincione, director for nuclear policy at the Center for American Progress think tank and the author of a history of nuclear weapons. "These weapons -- the equivalent of 60 Hiroshimas -- were out of authorized command and control for more than a day."

The Air Force has sought to offer assurances that its security system is working. Within days, the service relieved one Minot officer of his command and disciplined several airmen, while assigning a major general to head an investigation that has already been extended for extra weeks. At the same time, Defense Department officials have announced that a Pentagon-appointed scientific advisory board will study the mishap as part of a larger review of procedures for handling nuclear weapons.

"Clearly this incident was unacceptable on many levels," said an Air Force spokesman, Lt. Col. Edward Thomas. "Our response has been swift and focused -- and it has really just begun. We will spend many months at the air staff and at our commands and bases ensuring that the root causes are addressed."

Some Air Force veterans say the base's officers made an egregious mistake in allowing nuclear-warhead-equipped missiles and unarmed missiles to be stored in the same bunker, a practice that a spokesman last week confirmed is routine. Charles Curtis, a former deputy energy secretary in the Clinton administration, said, "We always relied on segregation of nuclear weapons from conventional ones."

Former nuclear weapons officials have noted that the weapons transfer at the heart of the incident coincides with deep cuts in deployed nuclear forces that will bring the total number of warheads to as few as 1,700 by the year 2012 -- a reduction of more than 50 percent from 2001 levels. But the downsizing has created new accounting and logistical challenges, since U.S. policy is to keep thousands more warheads in storage, some as a strategic reserve and others awaiting dismantling.

A secret 1998 history of the Air Combat Command warned of "diminished attention for even 'the minimum standards' of nuclear weapons' maintenance, support and security" once such arms became less vital, according to a declassified copy obtained by Hans Kristensen, director of the Federation of American Scientists' nuclear information project.

The Air Force's inspector general in 2003 found that half of the "nuclear surety" inspections conducted that year resulted in failing grades -- the worst performance since inspections of weapons-handling began. Minot's 5th Bomb Wing was among the units that failed, and the Louisiana-based 2nd Bomb Wing at Barksdale garnered an unsatisfactory rating in 2005.

Both units passed subsequent nuclear inspections, and Minot was given high marks in a 2006 inspection. The 2003 report on the 5th Bomb Wing attributed its poor performance to the demands of supporting combat operations in Iraq and Afghanistan. Wartime stresses had "resulted in a lack of time to focus and practice nuclear operations," the report stated.

Last year, the Air Force eliminated a separate nuclear-operations directorate known informally as the N Staff, which closely tracked the maintenance and security of nuclear weapons in the United States and other NATO countries. Currently, nuclear and space operations are combined in a single directorate. Air Force officials say the change was part of a service-wide reorganization and did not reflect diminished importance of nuclear operations.

"Where nuclear weapons have receded into the background is at the senior policy level, where there are other things people have to worry about," said Linton F. Brooks, who resigned in January as director of the National Nuclear Security Administration. Brooks, who oversaw billions of dollars in U.S. spending to help Russia secure its nuclear stockpile, said the mishandling of U.S. warheads indicates that "something went seriously wrong."

A similar refrain has been voiced hundreds of times in blogs and chat rooms popular with former and current military members. On a Web site run by the Military Times, a former B-52 crew chief who did not give his name wrote: "What the hell happened here?"

A former Air Force senior master sergeant wrote separately that "mistakes were made at the lowest level of supervision and this snowballed into the one of the biggest mistakes in USAF history. I am still scratching my head wondering how this could [have] happened."
For 60 years we have been promised this could never, absolutely never ever happen.

I understand how it is the United States is in a Constitutional breakdown. I understand how our military has been badly damaged through being inside two wars simultaneously. I understand how the politicization of Flag Officer slots by the current administration is slow poison to hearing the truth from flag officers and long-term strategic thinking; the people who are genius level, the one's we need to stay in and dedicate their lives to our Service, just won't play that. They will resign rather after 20 or when asked to put their names to lies. You can destroy an entire military without it being at all obvious, simply by driving the top 15-20 thinkers out of the command & support structure, leaving the "almost as goods" running the show. A military to which that has happened will, quite literally, be slaughtered in the field by a military which has gives its genius full reign. This is the U.S. Military circa 2007.

I know all this.

But never -- not once, not in my wildest fantasy, never in even a passing thought -- did it occur to me, that the United States of America could even for a moment, lose Command & Control of a single weapon of its nuclear weapons. It. Simply. Doesn't. Happen.

Happened.

This is worse than the United States being at war in Iraq. I'm giving you a professional military judgment. Worse than the roughly 1 million lives lost so far in Iraq.
Ozymandias -- Shelley - (Wikipedia; poem, other links)

OZYMANDIAS
by Percy Bysshe Shelley

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
That's what the United States is trusted with. By everyone.

Yes, we are hated now. The Bush's have put us in the world's doghouse. We may take three generations -- if ever -- to bring us back to that bright and shining city on a hill. We were beloved as no country in the history of the world has been beloved, and in seven years, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney have destroyed us.

Today, I do not care.

We may be a decaying giant, a "colossal wreck, boundless and bare."

We sill control more actual direct force than any combination of nations the world knows or has ever known. At the command of the President and conformation from one other person on a very short list, higher animal life will simply cease to exist in large parts of the world. The President can order an entire country razed without a single American setting foot on its soil; afterwards, no human being will be able to walk there without protective gear for decades.
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
And that's just nukes. Every mammal alive could die in weeks to months if the contents of Ft. Meade are ever unleashed. Or not... perhaps just everyone with a particular genetic marker. Or everyone not vaccinated with x.

In the midst of the world hating the U.S. for our actions in the middle east, please understand this:

THE WORLD CONTINUES TO TRUST THE UNITED STATES WITH COMMAND & CONTROL OF ITS SPECIAL WEAPONS.

I didn't say the world trusts the political infrastructure of the U.S. not to nuke Iran till it fucking glows.

No one trusts Dick Cheney; Cheney is a liar who wants to off Iran. No one trusts President Bush; he's an angry self-righteous drunk, a failure of a man who blows with the wind. Hopefully Daddy & Mommy have him under control as well as the Joint Chiefs.

What the world trusts is the U.S. Military in this one specific domain of competence. The world trusts -- from necessity of course but with a 60+ year perfect record -- that we don't fuck up where our nukes are, ever. All that screeched to a halt one month ago.

This isn't the Challenger explosion. We knew space travel was risky. This is something we've been told simply can not happen, Murphy be damned.

This scares me. And I don't get scared. Want to ask your Congressman & Senators something?

Ask them, How the FUCK did this happen?

Be clear, we're talking not about the facts -- the what happened -- but about a deep, bone rotten and dripping with pus to the core attitude -- deep, deep problem which strikes all the way down across not just the U.S. Air Force, but through and through every branch of the service and their authorizing committees.

Yes -- we got nailed with nuclear weapons here. That's the slap-in-the-face can't be mistaken the whole world just bolted out of bed alarm. But that isn't it. What is it is the attitude and the staffing cuts and the attitude and the training cuts and the attitude and the lack of respect by civilians and the attitude and the lack of respect by the media and the attitude and the failure to conduct no-shit penetration testing by op teams determined to rip through and penetrate, instead of "you scratch my back I'll scratch yours" testing by teams you know are coming. And the attitude.

It's a fucking farce and it has to stop.

The trust the world has had of the United States for 60+ years and still has in spite of 1 million dead in Iraq -- that our C&C over special weapons is inviolable -- simply is wrong.
  • How did we get here?
  • By when will it be fixed?
  • Who is accountable for fixing U.S. C&C before someone hacks it and, pardon me, uses it to Do.Terrible.Things?
  • We will never be forgiven if this happens.
Want something to be genuinely worried about? Worry about this. I am... And I don't worry.

This scares the shit out of me.
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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

NBC: Must Ignore Television



NBC Shoots Itself In the Foot With New Free Download Service

The Peacock network, refusing to learn from The New York Times who just ended two years of a similar stupid idea, announced last week a new free download service.

Industry observers (me) hurt themselves laughing at the misplaced hubris and massive idiocy of NBC's planned "service."

Let's start with the corruption of our wonderful English language. "Service?" How in the hell is this a service? Never mind...

This brain-dead idea will do two, no three things.

1. It won't work. Stupidest idea ever. Well, not ever. I watched someone try and put toothpaste back in the tube once. But close.

2. It will piss people off. People want what they want when they want it. Can't get it? They'll blame NBC. They'll be aaaaangry. Angry customers stop watching everything, not just some things. Watch for the backlash.

3. It will make NBCs' ratings suck even more. I didn't know that was possible. Can we get a ruling over here? Can NBC be ranked along with cable instead of with the real networks? Or maybe cable-access? Don't give me shit about piracy NBC...you brought this on yourself. Promise me when you finally kill this "service" you'll fire the executive who approved it, not just the vice-president who sold you a fantasy.

Stupid, stupid, stupid. Didn't you idiots learn ANYTHING from Times Select?

Jeffrey McManus

NBC To Launch Loathsome, Defective Video Download Service

The other shoe has dropped in the Apple/NBC divorce. NBC announced plans to launch its own online video service this fall (which suggests to me that they've been working on the service for some time now — without a doubt they had this plan in their back pockets during their negotiations with Apple).

I can already tell you that the NBC store will suck because it does so much less (and, if NBC has their way, will eventually cost much more) than the iTunes store. The NY Times story describes it in these less-than-mouth-watering terms:
"The NBC service, called NBC Direct, will begin a testing period in October with plans to be operational in November. The service will allow customers to download full episodes of NBC shows for seven days on Windows-based PCs. The file will expire after the seven days."
"Seven days on Windows-based PCs" is the tipoff here — the Times reporter doesn't say this explicitly because he doesn't want to damage our tender little brains, but seven days/Windows-only only suggests to me that NBC plans to use Windows Media DRM. This means that it won't work on any other operating system, which means NBC has denied itself access to 10-15% of the U.S. market (and even more overseas).

The fact that the NBC service will be "free" is what the NY Times writer chose to lead with. He buried the real story, which is that this is really a rental service, not a store — it will be a totally different business model from iTunes — more competitive with Blockbuster, really, than iTunes.

Here's the bit the writer really screwed up, though: the terms under which NBC wants to "sell" you videos are not just worse than iTunes, but worse than every single video delivery system that has ever existed. Consider the alternatives you have for watching recorded TV programming today:
  • Taping a TV show to a VHS cassette lets you watch it as much as you like forever and play it back on any VHS player anywhere.
  • Recording something to Tivo lets you watch it as much as you like forever on several different devices (if you have the right Tivo model).
  • Netflix lets you rent a DVD and keep it as long as you like.
  • Amazon Unbox lets you keep a pay-per-view program for 30 days before the movie kerplodes.
  • Even Blockbuster is a better deal, since they adopted the Netflix business model and don't charge late fees anymore.
It's not even worth my time to download a TV show for free if it's going to expire in just seven days, honestly.

Update: The Federal Government of News ran a second story about this with some more detail and some more humorous quotes about how scared the network is of nasty evil internet video pirates. This piece discloses NBC's fantasy price point for video downloads ($4.99!), suggests that they're going to support Macs and iPods Real Soon Now, and specifies that the free downloads will contain commercials that can't be skipped. Just what I was hoping for.
I can hardly type I'm so busy laughing.

Let's see if I've got this right... NBC is taking shows I want to see away from Apple iTunes where I could download them for $1.99 and watch them on my iPod, iPhone or computer (any computer, Apple, PC, Linux, whatever) the next morning, and the digital version belonged to me forever. Or...

Now I can download a shitty copy-protected version that only plays in their special player on PC's only. I have to go through their special program to download it. It doesn't work on iTunes or my iPod and iPhone or pretty much anything I want to watch it on.

(Fuck you NBC if you think I'm buying new hardware to watch Heroes. I mean, seriously. The Cheerleader can just die. I mean, whatever -- she's indestructible, right? Why the hell does she need saving anyway? Isn't this a fundamental plot hole?)

Worse -- the goddamn show STOPS WORKING after seven days. So it's free -- if you count typing up my broadband connection for 20 minutes to an hour as free, assuming NBC even manages to get that right, and right now I'm not cutting them any slack -- but then in seven days they pull the plug? "Come here come here come here get away get away get away." Oh NBC you prick teaser you. Seriously... go fuck yourself.

Even more so when now I read you're going to embed commercials into the feed which I can't skip. But when I paid iTunes $1.99 I got to keep the show forever without the commercials.

Look pal, I don't think you're clear on the concept. I want to watch what I want to watch when I want to watch it. It's my life and I'll be damned if some two-bit network is going to boss me around. Want to watch your market share drop even more? Keep it up. Want to sell your stupid shows? Let me buy them how I want to buy them.

And you're planning on charging up to $5 for various versions of your shows in different bundles? Yeah, that's going to work with iTunes showing the world what the base price for video should be.

There's a torrent feed a click away and everyone knows how to use it. What do you think this is...2005? We're happy to pay for our shows so long as you don't mess with us. You're messing with us, fool.

You can not stop the flow. Stop trying.

You gunky.

PS. Apparently I missed the Season Opener of Heroes last night, sitting here setting my posts up. And now, no iTunes at $1.99 Tuesday to download and watch the show whenever I want on my hardware forever.

FUCK YOU NBC. Fuck you again. Again. And again.

We're DONE. I actually liked that show. (A guilty pleasure.) And you want to hold me hostage to your bullshit. Na-uh. Shove it.

Seriously now, all joking aside. I learned in Houston, South Tuscon, Oakland, and starting at a very young age when I got the shit kicked out of me -- Don't give in to bullies. Ever.

We're over. Goodbye NBC.

PPS. Yo, Apple...

At $1.99 for television and no variable pricing to let the producers -- music companies, networks, movie studios, the folks in big power spots -- punish and control acts they don't like, I'll keep coming to you forever.

You're the artists' friend. Keep it up. Hold the freaking line.

For why variable pricing is bad and the evil NBC is up to, read the Weekend Technology Update.
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Ohio Screws Up Voting... Again.



Ballots No Longer Secret In Ohio

Ohio as a matter of law releases to anyone who asks, two lists.

List one: A time-stamped record of everyone who voted at a polling place, in order.

List two: A time-stamped record of every transaction on every Election Systems and Software iVotronic machine -- including who was voted for.

Put the two lists together? A list of who voted for whom when. Absolutely perfect? Absoulutely not. But close enough for government work.

Hee. (I've always wanted to write that in a real article.)

Multiple lines, multiple machines. It can get mixed up a little. But in most polling places the poll workers try to keep everyone in sequence precisely in order to allow audit logs reconstruction. Seriously.

CNET News

Making a secret ballot less secret, of course, could permit vote selling and allow interest groups or family members to exert undue pressure on Ohio residents to vote a certain way. It's an especially pointed concern in Ohio, a traditional swing state in presidential elections that awarded George Bush a narrow victory over John Kerry three years ago.

Ohio law permits anyone to walk into a county election office and obtain two crucial documents: a list of voters in the order they voted, and a time-stamped list of the actual votes. "We simply take the two pieces of paper together, merge them, and then we have which voter voted and in which way," said James Moyer, a longtime privacy activist and poll worker who lives in Columbus, Ohio.

Once the two documents are merged, it's easy enough to say that the first voter who signed in is very likely going to be responsible for the first vote cast, and so on.

"I think it's a serious compromise," said David Dill, a Stanford University computer science professor who has followed electronic voting issues closely. "We have a system that's very much based on secret ballots. If you have something where voters are involuntarily revealing their votes, it's a very bad practice."

Moyer and fellow activist Jim Cropcho tested this by dropping by the election office of Delaware County, about 20 miles north of Columbus, and reviewing the results for a May 2006 vote to extend a property tax to fund mental retardation services (PDF). Their results indicate who voted "yes" and who voted "no"--and show that local couples (the Bennets, for instance) didn't always see eye-to-eye on the tax.

ES&S machines are used in about 38 states, according to the Election Reform Information Project, created by the Pew Center on the States. Of those states, Arkanasas, Iowa, North Carolina, Ohio, and West Virginia are among those using ES&S iVotronic machines with paper audit trails.

An ES&S spokeswoman at the Fleishman-Hillard public relations firm downplayed concerns about vote linking. "It's very difficult to make a direct correlation between the order of the sign-in and the timestamp in the unit," said Jill Friedman-Wilson. (ES&S iVotronic machines are used in 10 Ohio counties, mostly in the center of the state, according to a map on the BlackBoxVoting.org watchdog site.)

"That is so fatally flawed," Friedman-Wilson said about Moyer's and Cropcho's analysis.
Yes this is the same Ohio that made up a national security emergency in an entire county and locked out all observers during the 2004 election. The same Ohio whose recount was massively, fatally flawed when employees of the machine manufacturers told county employees how to game the recount, and also uploaded last minute patches unapproved by the State during the election itself. Whose Secretary of State instead of trying to make the election impartial, campaigned against the Democrats and successfully threw out hundreds of thousands of Democratic voter registrations and no-doubt validly cast ballots. More than enough to have made John Kerry President. *sighs*

The problem is NOT electronic voter fraud. Not in Ohio or any state. Well, maybe Florida.

The real problem as always is GOTV (Get Out The Vote) and same year-different shit voter intimidation at the polls. The usual cheating and lies and hacking of the vote through normal fraud. That's what to watch out for. This new electronic stuff is important...

But don't take your eye off the normal fraud to be distracted by fancy electronic shiny. 'Cause if we just fixed the normal fraud problem even a little bit, we'd win in a landslide.
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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Patriots Coach Bill Belichick Apologizes



Major Penalties or Slap on the Wrist?

From the GNB Sports Desk

No question New England cheated. The question is, is NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell going to hand them their ass for video-taping defensive calls in Sunday night's game against San Diego?

There could be a suspension for Belichick, the loss of a draft pick for the Pats. Or is Goodell in management's pocket? Some people even speculate the law was broken.

Regardless, it was in the first quarter so it probably didn't change the game.

What do you think:

  • Did Belichick cleverly push the rules or
  • Is he a sleazy scam artist?
  • Is the Commissioner going to let him off the hook?
  • What should be done?

Update 9/13:


PWNED!
ESPN

New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick was fined the NFL maximum of $500,000 Thursday and the Patriots were ordered to pay $250,000 for spying on an opponent's defensive signals.

Commissioner Roger Goodell also ordered the team to give up next year's first-round draft choice if it reaches the playoffs and second- and third-round picks if it doesn't.

"This episode represents a calculated and deliberate attempt to avoid longstanding rules designed to encourage fair play and promote honest competition on the playing field," Goodell said in a letter to the Patriots.
Goodell proved he's no noob.

"That was such über-pwnage." Mad skillz. Kekeke!!!
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

iPhone Horror Story, Take 17



Overseas Data Roaming Charges $3,000-$4,800

People traveling overseas with their iPhones are being hit with enormous unexpected charges from AT&T, Apple's exclusive service provider.

The iPhone constantly checks back and forth for data. Has an email come in? Is there any voice mail waiting? Is there anything out there you've asked for I need transfer?

All this data transmission takes place in the background transparently and if you're overseas and haven't either:

a) turned off data roaming,

b) an AT&T unlimited global data plan, a $24.99-a-month option which

c) Apple/AT&T customers wouldn't know to do or sign up for respectively

then you're pretty much hosed. And by "pretty much hosed" I mean you're screwed:

Chicago Tribune

Jay Levy and his family took their iPhones on a Mediterranean cruise. Now the Hewlett Harbor entrepreneur feels as if he got taken for a ride, receiving a 54-page monthly bill of nearly $4,800 from AT&T Wireless.

While Levy, his wife and his daughter were enjoying the trip, and even while they were sleeping, their three iPhones were racking up a bill for data charges. The iPhone regularly updates e-mail, even while it's off, so that all the messages will be available when the user turns it on.

"They have periodic updates on their data files, and they translate into megabucks," Levy said. "This is akin to your bank having automatic access to your ATM machine and is siphoning money out during all times of the day and night without your knowledge."

Herbert Kliegerman, 68, a real-estate agent from the Bronx, said he incurred $2,000 while visiting Mexico. He filed a lawsuit seeking class-action status in New York State Supreme Court last week, alleging that Apple did not properly disclose the international roaming charges.

AT&T Wireless offered to refund $1,500 to Kliegerman, but he said that's not good enough. "I want a full refund," he said.

Apple spokeswoman Natalie Kerris said the company adequately discloses the potential charges on the Web site and when the phone is activated.

The 6,707-word terms and conditions document on the AT&T Web site says: "Substantial charges may be incurred if phone is taken out of the U.S. even if no services are intentionally used."

Kliegerman said said most people don't read the lengthy terms and conditions. Furthermore, the rate plans listed on the site indicate "unlimited data (Email/Web)," without an asterisk. He said that's misleading.

Kliegerman's lawyer, Randall S. Newman of Manhattan, said about 15 people from around the country have called him complaining of international roaming charges and the inability to unlock the phone to use it with another carrier.

Apple hasn't yet released the iPhone abroad. Levy said he didn't expect data transfer charges internationally because he believed the data network in Europe wasn't compatible with the iPhone. The Levys brought their phones with them for voice calls.
NY Times

“I can’t imagine AT&T would expect all their customers to be technicians and say, ‘O.K., if I go to use Google maps, how many kilobytes am I transferring?’ ” asked Mr. Stolte, a Web designer who lives in Temecula, Calif.

In July, Aaron Oxley took his iPhone with him to London, Dubai and Bangkok. Mr. Oxley said in an e-mail message that he was aware that there would be international roaming data charges, so he always made sure he was in an area with free Wi-Fi when he used his iPhone to access the Internet. But when Mr. Oxley’s AT&T bill arrived, the data charges totaled $300.

When Mr. Oxley called AT&T, he was told that even though he was using Wi-Fi, there was still a data transfer charge.

Indeed, according to Mr. Smith, the AT&T representative, iPhone owners are not charged for Wi-Fi connections. Mr. Oxley eventually received a full refund for the $300 roaming data charge.

Mr. Dingman said it didn’t occur to him to disable the e-mail feature. AT&T eventually reversed the charges, but only after Mr. Dingman signed up for a $24.99-a-month global data plan.

AT&T is not automatically crediting customers for such charges. Mr. Smith said that each complaint is being evaluated case by case.
Point the first. AT&T has screwed up. The plan advertised in the U.S. is all you can eat data, no asterisk.

Contracts of adhesion are bullshit. You've not negotiated anything, they're completely one sided, and in most cases there's even a line about how they can be changed simply by the issuing company posting a change on their website. That isn't a contract. It's a party in your wallet.

Fortunately the courts are starting to agree, even the Republican judges, since such nonsense flies in the face of their thrown way of thinking about finance. Which is nice, since it violates our thrown way of what's fair and just as well. Good times. But not in every court and most big companies still put in silly boilerplate notices.

Point the second. Customer Service has one purpose and one purpose only. Making sure the customer (actually everyone) says to herself after every interaction: "Wow. They really took care of me."

That's the opposite of what AT&T is doing here. Fools.

They're literally generating a PR disaster by refusing to fix their original fuck up. Bad customer service damaging one of the world's great designs, which hurts the Apple brand.

Point the third. The partnership with AT&T is damaging Apple's brand. Apple handled its own sales initially with the iPod which meant it could handle problems personally. When it screwed up, it fixed it. Just like Steve stepped in last week and gave all early iPhone owners $100 back due to the price cut on the new iPhone. Did he have to? No. But even without everyone all pissed off, it was the right thing to do so Jobs did it. Customer service.

AT&T doesn't grasp customer service from my ass. It used to. I had AT&T long distance precisely because their operators were polite and took care of me better than the other ones. Was worth it to me to pay a touch more. No longer.

In the name of cost-cutting AT&T has sacked being polite and making sure people are taken care of. Now they don't give a damn.

Which is why they haven't fixed this problem and each case is still being evaluated individually. While AT&T sits around with their thumb up their ass, people like me slam them in the press, Apple's brand gets hurt, and people who might have bought an iPhone go buy something else.

I hope that class action take them for a bundle.

In the meantime y'all, if you travel overseas with your iPhone (Canada, Mexico, Alaska, Hawaii?), make sure you sign up for the unlimited global data plan.
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Friday, September 7, 2007

Vanessa Hudgens Naked


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Innocent Young Teen Star
Frontally Nude in Sex Scandal


How's that for Google link-whoring headlines? *grins*

Vanessa Hudgens, one of the Disney "High School Musical" stars, has blown it.

Sweet, delightful, one of the good girls of the rising teen stars, Vanessa's nude and semi-nude photos have suddenly been splashed all around the world. (NSFW.)

Lesson? Don't EVER let naked photos of yourself out of your physical control. Not to your boyfriend. Not on the computer the computer repair guy works on. Or the one your dad, brother, girlfriend, children or anyone have access to. Not on your cell phone. Not not not.

I don't care if you love him now and forever. Keep those naked photos to yourself, lock them up behind solid encryption and don't ever ever print them. Or one day you too will find yourself smiling into the lens and out onto the internet for the entire world to see forever. If you're lucky you'll only be naked. If you're unlucky you'll be... performing.

So far Vanessa's done everything right in scandal management. She's confirmed the truth quickly. Taken responsibility for her actions. Apologized to her fans who might feel let down while making clear this was a personal issue. And through her manager issued a not-so-veiled statement about High School Musical 3, daring Disney to make a fuss. Disney quickly said no plans have been settled with the actors, then shut the hell up, leaving the scandal to blow itself out. Which it should. Because the whole Disney customer base already owns HSM 1&2. Two copies. And the sound tracks. Plus the remix. And concert DVD with special Karaoke lessons.

Unless there are photos of Vanessa and a boy scout -- which there aren't. Vanessa really is a good girl. The actual nude is just her standing facing the camera. Very sweet and girl next door. -- HSM 3 is happening with her and Disney knows it. There is simply too much money at stake, her co-star in the movie is her real-life boy-friend and the heat between them is palpable on screen.

HSM is a tent-pole smash home run series for Disney and this little blip won't hurt Christmas sales one bit. Or Vanessa's career which was about to be all Disney all the time.

Vanessa was the It Girl. Now she's the Hot Girl. Sizzling. This will boost HSM sales, especially in the middle of the country where routers are overloading right now with the heat of fan boys going crazy trying to find the naked pictures before they all get taken down. Don't worry boys, she's naked and the photos are staying.

After seeing the photo, I went right out and bought HSM 1. Damn she's HOT. I mean, I hear the musical is pretty good.

Just can't stop humming...

Updated Saturday September 8:

More photos to come?

Unconfirmed reports say "The rumored new shots are of Vanessa in the tub, and another where she has a gold waist chain on and absolutely nothing else." Which would explain why she got out in front of the story so quickly.

Disney has not dumped her, but their statement of support isn't much to go on. Best guess -- they play hardball in negotiations for HSM 3. Her managment should take Disney's offer negotiating just enough for form and then take their time selecting from the many offers no doubt coming Vanessa's way. This will make her career in a good way.

That said, I'm promoting from comments both Sara Robinson's & my personal stories.

Read them and learn. Show this to your kids.

Sara Robinson

Jesse, you must have been listening in when I gave my own daughter that talk a couple years ago. Sitting through that particular edition of Mom's Patented Parental Lectures (TM) was the price of admission for getting her a new camera phone.

You quoted me verbatim, dude. I own the prior art. Where's my royalty check?

Mr. R's mother was briefly married to a professional photographer when she was in her early 20s. (She was widowed at 24, then married Mr. R. Senior.) When she died, we found a boxful of nudes he'd done of her. They were black-and-white and very tasteful -- but still. You don't want to see your mom wandering around Vasquez Rocks in her birthday suit. Really. Poor Mr. R was traumatized for a long while after that.

That experience really brought the whole thing home to me. I use these photos of their grandmother as Exhibit A: "Do you want your grandkids to find anatomically correct photos of you on the Internet in 2100? No? Then..."
Jesse Wendel

I will now make a confession.

Everyone, it's "Jesse's full disclosure time", so pay attention because I'm only saying this once.

*hangs head in shame*

Back during the bad times directly after my 2003 spring suicide attempt, I was out drinking heavily every night, often as much as a bottle of tequila, driving home drunk, getting in bar fights, cutting my arms with razors: I was a huge mess.

This went on a) till all my cash and all my credit cards ran out, meaning I couldn't go out to bars any more at $60 bucks a night, and b) till a friend suggested I get a tattoo instead of slashing myself. That this was a good way to remember the girl who dumped me instead of lines in my arms. And that handled that.

But...

While I was insane (and there were other reasons for being insane which took years to get handled; yes, I'm fine now, thank you, never been better) in those nights I went to bars, I took with me the photographs of her and I -- mostly her, you couldn't see my face, and yes, I mean precisely what you think I mean -- taken in a hotel, in an office, in my bedroom. They were vivid performances of her in action meant for me only. Nothing she'd ever want anyone else seeing. EVER.

I showed them to everyone. Strangers in bars, people I knew, people I met half drunk staggering to my car. "Look at the beautiful bitch who dumped me!" "Ah, yeah. How about you sit here and we call you a cab." "Yeah, sure. But just LOOK! How could she! See how beautiful she is, how much she loves me..." "Sure buddy. Sure."

Six months into my therapy I burned every photograph, destroyed every computer copy. Didn't need that shit lying around.

Just one little problem.

The night before Andy's Bar in Kent went to new ownership, we had a party. All the regulars. BIG party. I was down there with my briefcase which contained everything that matter to me. Including a full set of prints AND a dated CD of the photos in high definition, her name as the Directory Name and printed on the Cover: _____ _____ NUDE PHOTOS.

That night my briefcase was stolen. I was drunk and during the party the case vanished. Including the CD with both the physical prints and the lethal CD. Staggered back down to Andy's the next day; no joy.

I've looked on and off for years, but Google Images still doesn't have them, and neither do the various porn sites. She -- and I, but she's the one who would have been hurt -- seem to have gotten lucky.

When I say I've done a lot of damage over the years and came to know myself late, I'm not kidding. This is as they go, actually a rather mild story. No one ended up getting hurt so far as I know. Just... an open ended possibility for damage to a woman I once loved and now haven't talked to in five years and think about in a remote kind of way maybe every six months. Time heals.

No. I never told her. It would do her no favors. No need for her to spend the rest of her life worrying and she's precisely the kind who would. If it happens, it happens but its been over five years now. Probably not gonna.

Don't give control of your nudes to anyone. Love dies and lovers leave. Trust is violated and in their anger and hurt, people attempt to strike out and get revenge for real and imagined pain and injuries.

Computer repairmen look for your porn and copy it to flash drives right under your nose. Really.

Yes, I know all these people, you trust them. Cut it out. Nude photos are a POWERFUL inducement to violate your trust. Someone somewhere will betray you. So wise the fuck up.

If you have a nude ANYWHERE but an encrypted folder only you have the pass-phrase to, you don't have control. You will lose control. I promise.

Someday, when you least expect it -- and if you have any fame, any public identity at all -- almost certainly when it will damage you most, you're going to see yourself on computer screens EVERYWHERE...screwing, giving head, getting yourself off, coming, stripping for your lover, his cock or her fingers deep inside you, or just as this girl-next-door from Disney was, standing there completely naked.

Like those images?

Now imagine how much worse the reality will be. My words or the actual photos being download by millions of horny fanboys eager to jerk off over your digital image.

Want that? Then KEEP CONTROL OF YOUR PHOTOS.

Thus endeth the lesson.

(I can't repay the debt prospectively owed my prior gf. Can't repay any of the debts from those years; won't try. But if this WAKES UP one person enough to have them get control of their life back, then the disclosure is worth making.)
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Thrusting Powerfully



Virgin's Vagina -- Getting Off in the Desert

Virgin Galactic announced plans to build a gigantic vagina in the New Mexico desert.

Want to bust your cherry in space? Try Virgin.

Virgin straps its customers into a penis shaped space ship, gets them off thrusting and lifting their trembling separated legs and bodies hard against gravity all the way into sub-orbital flight where they float around in a blissful high over and over the earth, going around the arc again and again, breathlessly banging each other up against the windows in a state of bliss, then gently wafting down to earth, docking the flying penis carefully in the Virgin terminal wall.

Post flight cigarettes and cuddling not included. $200K per ticket.

Business Week

Known as Spaceport America, the terminal and hangar facility in Upham, New Mexico, will be home to Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic enterprise. It will operate a fleet of two transport airplanes and five spaceships designed by Burt Rutan. To ferry tourists into space and back, a transport plane, called a White Knight, carries a spaceship to an altitude of 49,000 feet, at which point the spacecraft launch into suborbital space and reach a height of 84 miles before returning to Earth. A roundtrip journey lasts 2.5 hours. Virgin expects to begin regular flights as early as 2009 and is currently accepting deposits on $200,000 "space tickets."

The design for Spaceport America includes a hangar for the White Knights and the spaceships, pre- and post-flight training facilities, mission control, viewing galleries, and passenger lounges. Foster designed the low-slung, 100,000-square-foot structure to be viewed from the ground and from above; it is capped by a rolling, concrete roof whose shape resembles a manta ray. The terminal hall features 50-foot ceilings and large windows facing the main runway at Spaceport's eastern edge.

"It is an extraordinary location with the views of the mountains and the rolling plains," says Grant Brooker, executive director and architect in charge of the project at Foster. "We became very concerned about how the building would be seen in this setting. The building is grown up out of the ground to make it a more organic part of the landscape."
"We became very concerned about how the building would be seen in this setting."

It's a giant vagina, you twit! Virgin has you building a vagina.
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Dial-a-Bomb



B-52 Nuke Flyover: Screwup, Warning or Secret?


A few days ago a B-52 flew six nuclear weapons over the United States. Oops!

Was the nuclear flyover a genuine screwup, violating nearly 40 years of US special weapons policy and treaty obligations, is Bush sending a warning to Iran -- we will bury you -- or did someone inside the military let out a secret?

Perhaps the US staging nukes for war with Iran?

No Quarter

Why the hubbub over a B-52 taking off from a B-52 base in Minot, North Dakota and subsequently landing at a B-52 base in Barksdale, Louisiana? That’s like getting excited if you see a postal worker in uniform walking out of a post office. And how does someone watching a B-52 land identify the cruise missiles as nukes?

So I called a old friend and retired B-52 pilot and asked him. My buddy reminded me that the only times you put weapons on a plane is when they are on alert or if you are tasked to move the weapons to a specific site.

Barksdale Air Force Base is being used as a jumping off point for Middle East operations. Gee, why would we want cruise missile nukes at Barksdale Air Force Base. Can’t imagine we would need to use them in Iraq. Why would we want to preposition nuclear weapons at a base conducting Middle East operations?

His final point was to observe that someone on the inside obviously leaked the info that the planes were carrying nukes. A B-52 landing at Barksdale is a non-event. A B-52 landing with nukes. That is something else.

Did someone at Barksdale try to indirectly warn the American people that the Bush Administration is staging nukes for Iran?
Mmmk. But maybe not. How about...

The Advance Cruse Missile is being decommissioned. While normally the missile is broken apart at a base in New Mexico, Barksdale is one of two bases the ACM is normally stored. Nothing wrong with moving nukes to Barksdale. Technically. If you ignore all the history.

What smells is:

a) The system does not break down. There are enormous safeguards built into command and control, among others: special weapons are painted red, constantly wired into alarm systems, only moved under armed escort, signed for at each step in the chain, electronically monitored at all times, and are physically heavier than non-nuclear devices. Plus the flight controls would tell the crew what they had loaded. It simply boggles my understanding that a flight crew could fly six special weapons without knowing they did so. No. Not gonna fly.

b) All 400 nuclear-armed ACMs are being disassembled (to fulfill our treaty obligations with Russia) in Kirtland Air Force Base, NM. Barksdale is also shipping its ACMs to Kirtland for decommissioning. It is remotely possible weapons needed to go temporarily from Minot, North Dakota to Barksdale, Louisiana instead of directly to Kirtland AFB, New Mexico. Perhaps Minot got ahead of schedule or Kirtland fell behind. It could be. If the King had a vagina he'd be Queen.

"When you hear hoof beats outside your window, think of horses, not zebras." If this was a scheduling problem, why wouldn't the military just say so instead of making up a fancy schmancy story about an unprecedented screwup in C&C. So naw, that's not it either.

c) Transport of special weapons -- okay, nukes. Special weapons is a term used by active military folk to distance themselves from what they're doing, setting up to kill hundreds of thousands of people at once.

Transport of nuclear bombs normally is done under heightened security in special cargo planes in special containers. It is NOT done under the wings of bombers. You fly nukes under B-52s when you're sending a message.

Who do we want to send a message to right now? Iran. Good reader. Have a cookie.

But a US nuclear warning also targets Russia. Who in August resumed conducting long-range strategic bomber patrols aggressively aimed at United States interests (this means energy: oil and natural gas; strategic metals; weapon sales; and most important of all, water) in Asia, Africa, Europe and the Pacific.

Sound familiar? Much like the Cold War? Yep... But the excuse of communism is over. Now it's a straight fight for energy and precious resources, backed up with raw power. Russia and China against the US for sure. And the more the Bush Administration keeps pissing everyone else off, the more the rest of the world will line up against the United States. Not a good time for us to blow off a nuke and get the rest of the world lined up against us.
AP

President Vladimir Putin placed strategic bombers back on long-range patrol for the first time since the Soviet breakup, sending a tough message to the United States hours after a major Russian military exercise with China.

Putin reviewed the first Russian-Chinese joint exercise on Russian soil before announcing that 20 strategic bombers had been sent far over the Atlantic, Pacific and Arctic oceans — showing off Moscow's muscular new posture and its growing military ties with Beijing.

"Starting today, such tours of duty will be conducted regularly and on the strategic scale," Putin said. "Our pilots have been grounded for too long. They are happy to start a new life."

"I have made a decision to resume regular flights of Russian strategic aviation," Putin said in nationally televised remarks. "We proceed from the assumption that our partners will view the resumption of flights of Russia's strategic aviation with understanding."

Soviet bombers routinely flew missions to areas where nuclear-tipped cruise missiles could be launched at the United States. They stopped in the post-Soviet economic meltdown. Booming oil prices have allowed Russia to sharply increase its military spending.

Russian Air Force spokesman Col. Alexander Drobyshevsky said that Friday's exercise involved Tu-160, Tu-95 and Tu-22M bombers, tanker aircraft and air radars. NATO jets were scrambled to escort the Russian aircraft over the oceans, he said, according to the ITAR-Tass news agency.

Eleven Russian military planes — including strategic bombers and fighter jets — carried out maneuvers west of NATO member Norway on Friday, a military official said.

Norway sent F-16 fighter jets to observe and photograph the Russian planes, which rounded the northern tip of Norway and flew south over the Norwegian Sea toward the Faeroe Islands before turning back, said Brig. Gen. Ole Asak, chief of the Norwegian Joint Air Operations Center.

A pair of Russian Tu-95 strategic bombers approached the Pacific Island of Guam — home to a major U.S. military base — this month for the first time since the Cold War.

Last month, two similar bombers briefly entered British air space but turned back after British fighter jets intercepted them. Norwegian F-16s were also scrambled when the Tu-95s headed south along the Norwegian coast in international air space.

"This is a significant change of posture of Russian strategic forces," Alexander Pikayev, a senior military analyst with the Moscow-based Institute for World Economy and International Relations, told The Associated Press. "It's a response to the relocation of NATO forces closer to Russia's western border."

The United States, Russia and China are locked in a tense rivalry for influence in Central Asia, the site of vast hydrocarbon resources. Washington supports plans for pipelines that would carry oil and gas to the West and bypass Russia, while Moscow has maneuvered to control exports. China also has shown a growing appetite for energy to power its booming economy.

Putin, Chinese leader Hu Jintao and other leaders of the SCO nations attended the joint exercise, which followed their summit Thursday in Kyrgyzstan's capital Bishkek.

The summit concluded with a communique that sounded like a thinly veiled warning to the United States to stay away from the region: "Stability and security in Central Asia are best ensured primarily through efforts taken by the nations of the region on the basis of the existing regional associations."
Flying nuclear bombs on the wing of a bomber (not in containers of a cargo plane) is an unfriendly act. Very unfriendly. It could be an accident. And pigs could fly.

d) Finally we come to war. Barksdale, Louisiana is a major AF staging area for the middle east.

If President Bush has indeed given the order to hit Iran this fall as seems increasingly likely, the weapons will flow through Barksdale enroute overseas.

Is the United States about to be the only country in the world to use nuclear weapons in anger -- a third time? Did our tests of non-nuclear options not go BOOM enough, are the chicken-hawks trying to prove they have big enough balls to push the button, or yet once again, is anything outside of them not truly real for these two war criminals?

Are President Bush & Vice President Cheney truly so insane (yes; I could just stop right there) as to believe poisoning the soil of Iran for decades to come will cause Iranians to embrace the Great Satan?

Does the administration think Americans believe their lies or support a new war? Seriously? There would be riots in the streets, not that they don't have that planed for. Can you say Blackwater guarded internment camp?

Does the military recognize criminal orders, war crimes, or remember their oaths are to the constitution and not the President or Vice? WAKE UP!

e) The Air Force has ordered a full stand-down September 14. A widely publicized date. Can you say "smoke screen?" If we really are hitting Iran, one week from today, Friday September 14 would be a good day for the three-day blitz, during the stand-down.

Of course... It truly all could just be a massive mistake. So says Josh Marshall's sources.

Disinformation or truth? *smiles*
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