Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Liar: McCain Invented the Blackberry

Blackberry Pearl.
Blackberry Pearl.

McCain Will Lie About ANYTHING.

McCain truly has no honor.

Now he's invented the Blackberry. Jonathan Martin brings us this whooper...


Asked what work John McCain did as Chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee that helped him understand the financial markets, the candidate's top economic adviser wielded visual evidence: his BlackBerry.

"He did this," Douglas Holtz-Eakin told reporters this morning, holding up his BlackBerry. "Telecommunications of the United States is a premier innovation in the past 15 years, comes right through the Commerce committee so you're looking at the miracle John McCain helped create and that's what he did."

Al Gore, call your office.

(Courtesy of Amie Parnes, on the trail with McCain)
Al Gore worked hard for years to fund the Internet. Furthermore, Gore was a geek; he knew what he was doing. Gore also never said he invented the Internet. A scientist he worked with said that about him.

McCain and his staff deny for months that McCain has any technical competence, to the point of they run an attack ad against Obama claiming fake outage because POW POW POW McCain's poor fingers, never mind that millions of Americas have disabilities and a goddamn U.S. Senator with a health plan the rest of us can't even touch, can get any care he wants, no kidding, plus even if he wasn't a Senator, there's a national plan specifically to handle technical issues for people with disabilities, so this is truly pure bullshit. Shorter me: McCain is lying AGAIN, duh.

Now today we have McCain's key staff advancing this hysterical claim on his behalf that McCain INVENTED THE BLACKBERRY. This is a WORLD of difference from the Al Gore claim. One, an innocent mistake fanned by an out-of-control media that hated Al Gore. This, an intentional lie told by McCain's senior staff.

These liars will say and do anything.

McCain and everyone with him are lying about EVERYTHING. They don't care what they say, what they do, who they hurt. They are willing to do anything to win. They are in total ends justifies the means mode.

Simply standing in one place, breathing, his mouth closed, I promise, McCain is lying in some way. Sleeping, McCain is living lies. Everything about McCain, from his haircut to his clothes to his wife to his houses, airplane, and claimed mental stability -- EVERYTHING about McCain is a lie.

He is a liar. I mean, come on...

John McCain invented the Blackberry. *cracks up*

What else did John McCain invent? Let's have the list in comments.