Thursday, October 4, 2007

Breaking News: Idaho Senator Larry Craig To Remain In Office!

He's gonna toe the line! Yaaaay!

A Minneapolis judge has deigned to NOT throw out Craig's guilty plea today and thus, Craig has now opted to NOT leave office as he said he would if the plea was not dismissed.

Says he'll “stick it out”.

Doesn't care that he's bringing Senate Republicans “to their knees”.

Has exploited the “crack in the door” he left with his backtrack.

Will “suck it up” and deal with whatever “comes”.

And feels that he has in no way “blown” his reputation.

Thank you Senator Larry. Thank you for your viscous stick-to-it-iveness.

Progressives every-damn-where!