Showing posts with label Smackdowns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Smackdowns. Show all posts

Saturday, November 24, 2007

A Carcass Picked Clean, Then Boiled For Broth

No Leftovers...thanks to Bob Herbert, Driftglass and Paul (Soup Man) Krugman

The most vicious ring beating I ever saw was in the Spring of 1977. Ken Norton vs. Duane Bobick. One of the last nationally televised, free TV fights ever shown—with good reason. The bell sounded for the first round and the two fighters felt each other out—oh, for about seven seconds or so when Norton flung a clubbing right from somewhere near his hip and over his shoulder, that blasted Bobick like a wrecking ball hitting a bag of stale fortune cookies. Bobick's back hit the corner and for the next thirty-six seconds Norton's right hand hit Bobick's jaw, ears, temples, nose and forehead. Midway through the fusillade of about twenty-three unanswered punches, (Duane never got a punch off) something flew from the area where Bobick was pinned and wincing in the corner.

It was his mouthpiece flying several rows into the arena darkness. Norton wasn't so much punching as he was using his right hand as a medieval mace—loop, swing, BAM! Loop, swing, BAM! Ref stopped it at 43 seconds in. NBC had built a two-hour package around the fight, and the sudden end ruined it. So they showed the damn thing about 10 times in a row to fill time. And that fight was one of the key reasons why free TV stopped showing fights. When a massacre like that goes down, it wrecks everything. Again, It was the most singularly brutal “fight” I've ever seen.

But the intellectual dismantling of the New York Times' David Brooks over the last ten days gets right up there near it.

Brooks, in a fit of neo-con desperation in the wake of nothing but bad news since the '04 elections, found it necessary to play Dr. Frankenstein with the corpse of Ronald Reagan via dumb-fuck revisionist lightning. He tried to spin Ol' Ronnie Raygun's 1980 election kickoff in Philadelphia, Mississippi—a reknowned dog-whistle call to a new wave of fresh, white-sheeted bigots as something other than what the world knew it to be.

Krugman killed that turkey right there in the middle of the newsroom in a follow-up piece. Bob Herbert then built a fire in the same spot, plucked the dumb flightless pundit boid clean and roasted it alive. After a few squawks and “gobble-gobbles” it quieted down...until Driftglass happened by.

He stuffed it. Basted it. Flash-finished it, and then carved the meat into lots of thick, well-done slices. Damn, it was delicious!

But then...Krugman, ever the economist, decided to get the maximum use out of the well-picked carcass, coming back earlier this week to boil what was left of poor Brooksie down to a savory broth:

There are many other examples of Reagan’s tacit race-baiting in the historical record. My colleague Bob Herbert described some of these examples in a recent column. Here’s one he didn’t mention: During the 1976 campaign Reagan often talked about how upset workers must be to see an able-bodied man using food stamps at the grocery store. In the South — but not in the North — the food-stamp user became a “strapping young buck” buying T-bone steaks.

Now, about the Philadelphia story: in December 1979 the Republican national committeeman from Mississippi wrote a letter urging that the party’s nominee speak at the Neshoba Country Fair, just outside the town where three civil rights workers had been murdered in 1964. It would, he wrote, help win over “George Wallace inclined voters.”

Sure enough, Reagan appeared, and declared his support for states’ rights — which everyone took to be a coded declaration of support for segregationist sentiments.


I can only imagine what fun talk there must be in the stairwells and behind stacks of copy paper at Times HQ over this intramural stomp-out. Shit, I wonder if Brooks is pulling the old “get here before everybody—leave here long after they've left” routine so he doesn't have to show his sugar glider-ish face.

But for those who have any doubt after Krugman's boil-down as to what Reagan was about with that visit...let's go back to a section of what he unearthed:

in December 1979 the Republican national committeeman from Mississippi wrote a letter urging that the party’s nominee speak at the Neshoba Country Fair, just outside the town where three civil rights workers had been murdered in 1964. It would, he wrote, help win over “George Wallace inclined voters.”


What was a “George Wallace” voter, and why would he be desirable?

In 1958, he was defeated by John Patterson in Alabama's Democratic gubernatorial primary election, which at the time was the decisive election, the general election still almost always being a mere formality in Alabama. This was a political crossroads for Wallace. Patterson had run with the support of the Ku Klux Klan, an organization Wallace had spoken against, while Wallace had been endorsed by the NAACP. After the election, aide Seymore Trammell recalled Wallace saying, "Seymore, you know why I lost that governor's race?... I was outniggered by John Patterson. And I'll tell you here and now, I will never be outniggered again."

In the wake of his defeat, Wallace adopted a hard-line segregationist style, and used this stand to court the white vote in the next gubernatorial election. In 1962 he was elected governor on a pro-segregation, pro-states' rights platform in a landslide victory. He took the oath of office standing on the gold star where, 102 years prior, Jefferson Davis was sworn in as President of the Confederate States of America. In his inaugural speech, he used the line for which he is best known:

“In the name of the greatest people that have ever trod this earth, I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny, and I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever.”


The lines were written by Wallace's new speechwriter, Asa Carter, a Klansman and longtime anti-semite. Wallace later stated that he had not read this part of the speech prior to delivering it, and that he had regretted it almost immediately. However, he did not hesitate to repeat it.


And Ronnie ran down there like it was the Warners' backlot in 1949, with the studio dick on vacation, and the bungalows full of boy-starved starlets. He answered the call for someone to appeal to “George Wallace” voters, and the grinning, Bryllcreemed jerk went down there and played the hell out of the role offered to him.

Unfortunately for Reagan's legacy, and Brooks' abused psyche. Krugman got his hands on the old “Playbill” for it.

And wrapped that boiled-clean carcass up in it, and tossed it out in the trash...albeit a few days before Thanksgiving.

“Sigh!” The holidays seem to start earlier every damn year. :)
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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

A Man You've Gotta Love...

Firing Lethal, Bullet-Like Questions At Wingnuts

Oh, okay...so the pic above isn't actually MSNBC's David Shuster—the network's fast-rising news personality has still got many of the attributes of the moody, tough as nails Clive Owen.

He's cool under pressure.

He's got that kind of “everyman”-ish charm.

And he's able to slip on the bad-ass mantle at the drop of a hat.

The latter was unfortunately discovered by Tennessee's poor, vapid, freeper congress-bot Marsha Blackburn, as she came on as a guest during David's fill-in stint for the oleaginous Tucker Carlson, to spin the still-wet-from-just-being-mimeo-ed GOP bullet points of Petraeus-worship/MoveOn hate.

In fact, I'd be surprised if the GOP didn't push their distinguished idiot gentlemen to try to somehow sanction MSNBC for how brutally he smacked her attempts at spin, silly. I think the poor wingnut blow-up-doll needs some smelling salts. Or a defibrillator, after Shuster's manhandling

SHUSTER: “Let’s talk about the public trust. You represent, of course, a district in western Tennessee. What was the name of the last solider from your district who was killed in Iraq?”


BLACKBURN: ”The name of the last soldier killed in Iraq uh - from my district I - I do not know his name -”


SHUSTER: “Ok, his name was Jeremy Bohannon, he was killed August the 9th, 2007. How come you didn’t know the name?”


BLACKBURN: “I - I, you know, I - I do not know why I did not know the name…”

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SHUSTER: “But you weren’t appreciative enough to know the name of this young man, he was 18 years old who was killed, and yet you can say chapter and verse about what’s going on with the New York Times and Move On.org.”

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SHUSTER: “But don’t you understand, the problems that a lot of people would have, that you’re so focused on an ad — when was the last time a New York Times ad ever killed somebody? I mean, here we have a war that took the life of an 18 year old kid, Jeremy Bohannon from your district, and you didn’t even know his name.”


“Fifteen yards...roughing the freeper...penalty is denied. Ball changes possession on downs.”

And what makes Shuster's helmet-to-helmet, open-field spin-tackle so sweet is that we may well be seeing more of it. As you may have heard, MSNBC is going through an on-air shake-up, with Dan Abrams losing moving from his job as General Manager back to the studio as a host, ostensibly to shore up the post-Imus shift of Joe Scarborough to the mornings, and to work harder at keeping the ratings and new viewers Keith Olbermann has ramped up. The other custard-soft spot in the line-up is the “Tucker” 6 p.m. slot.

Tucker's been away quite a bit lately, shooting a pilot and several test episodes for a game show for CBS/Viacom. And when the “*Quizmaster's” has been on, he's been gobs more pissy than usual, perhaps because of the increasing publicity over his shitty numbers dragging down the network's otherwise booming ratings.

Meanwhile, Shuster gets the big “Breaking News” gigs for big stories in the Beltway, as well as getting prime exposure as a special correspondent on the network's biggest, and hottest show, Keith Olbermann's “Countdown”

And he gets the fill-in slot when Tucker's away sulking and worrying about Hillary snatching his wee nads away, and makes news doing it with stories like the fricasseeing of Blackburn and O'Reilly, and Cheney fellaters like the cock-eyed Ron Christie.

The last time Tucker made news, it was because Jon Stewart called him “an asshole” and no one could rebut it. The rumor mill at the peacock has it that Tucker's pissed because the network “isn't promoting him enough”, setting him up for the chopping block, while network marketing people feel they have nothing to promote in a pissy, un-funny, unlikable hack. My sources say he won't make it past Christmas—and Dan Abrams' departure from being upstairs with the suits makes it easier, as Dan was a big champion of the chair-dancing little piss-pot anyway. What keeps Tucky in place at present is the reticence in making his daddy, (Richard Warner Carlson) an old-school GOP bigwig, and former broadcasting exec mad—or madder than he already is over the mishandling of his boy's “career” by “outside forces”.

But Shuster's a rising star at the Peacock's cable outlet, again coming with the imprimatur of Olbermann, and a much more obvious “hard news”, and less “shill for 'x' side” cast than the increasingly bitter (in the face of his party's implosion) Tucker.

Plus, it doesn't help that Tucker couldn't generate a story if he had a live feed of Bigfoot riding Nessie with baubles from the Lost City Of Atlantis in one hand, while pointing to a flaming chariot-riding Jesus bursting from a thundercloud. He tries...day after day to matter, latching onto his “I'm gonna ratfuck the Dems with this one” stories of the day, and spins them so hard, and so badly that they snap their lines like errant “Napoleon Dynamite” tether balls and go bounding into the “Who gives a damn?” cornfield—never to be seen again.

While Shuster brings us tasty, “Oh, fuuuuuck!” for the other side morsels like this one:

“If you've been watching cable news programs lately, you may have noticed the disappearance of a certain breed of guest: Specifically, Republican Senators who are up for reelection...”

"Interview invitations that we provide almost daily to these Senators are now routinely turned down. The answer appears to be Iraq. These lawmakers have voted to keep the war going but when it comes to explaining their votes on programs like this one, well, forget about it...”

“They've come out with public statements and press releases, but when it comes down to brass tacks, they have voted to keep the war going indefinitely.”


One guy makes news because someone called him “an asshole”, and he couldn't refute it.

The other guy just makes news via his honest, and tough reporting.

Let's give a little dap to Mr. Shuster as he continues to make his mark, keep the spinners honest, and relegates Mr. Carlson to Ted Baxter “Quizmaster” status.

And here's a pic of the not-bad lookin' Mr. Shuster himself:



I hear he even gets out of his chair when he dances, too! :)
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