Showing posts with label England. Show all posts
Showing posts with label England. Show all posts

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Rowling Outs Dumbledore



Let The Fan Fiction Begin! Er, Let More Be Written.

It's true. No less an authority than J.K. Rowling herself, with a poke in the eye to Christian groups who allege her books promote witchcraft, outed Albus Dumbledore, the Headmaster of Hogwarts, gay master wizard, and in love with...

Well, let's let Ms. Rowling tell you.

Associated Press

Harry Potter fans, the rumors are true: Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay. J.K. Rowling, author of the mega-selling fantasy series that ended last summer, outed the beloved character Friday night while appearing before a full house at Carnegie Hall.

After reading briefly from the final book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," she took questions from audience members.

She was asked by one young fan whether Dumbledore finds "true love."

"Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.

She then explained that Dumbledore was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, whom he defeated long ago in a battle between good and bad wizards. "Falling in love can blind us to an extent," Rowling said of Dumbledore's feelings, adding that Dumbledore was "horribly, terribly let down."

Dumbledore's love, she observed, was his "great tragedy."

"Oh, my god," Rowling concluded with a laugh, "the fan fiction."

Rowling told the audience that while working on the planned sixth Potter film, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince," she spotted a reference in the script to a girl who once was of interest to Dumbledore. A note was duly passed to director David Yates, revealing the truth about her character.

Rowling, finishing a brief "Open Book Tour" of the United States, her first tour here since 2000, also said that she regarded her Potter books as a "prolonged argument for tolerance" and urged her fans to "question authority."

Not everyone likes her work, Rowling said, likely referring to Christian groups that have alleged the books promote witchcraft. Her news about Dumbledore, she said, will give them one more reason.
Let the news go forth.

Someone call for my Owl.
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Have Some Common Sense With That?



Girl, 4, Asked To Remove Hoodie

BBC News

A four-year-old girl was asked to take down the hood of her cardigan while visiting a seaside amusement arcade.

Karen Lewis's mother Cheryl, from Shrewsbury, said her daughter was upset following the incident at Les Harker's Amusements in Rhyl during a holiday.

She said Karen was with her granddad playing on the 2p machine when a worker made the request because of "security".

The arcade owner has defended the decision saying that his employee was only following instructions.
What was that last bit again?
The arcade owner has defended the decision saying that his employee was only following instructions.
One more time please.
The arcade owner has defended the decision saying that his employee was only following instructions.
I can hear my mother now...

"And if all the other children ran over the edge of a cliff, would you follow them?

Then get your self home on time for dinner and don't give me any lip, or I'll break this spoon on your be-hind. Now MOVE!"

Great Ovaries of Penelope, when will people learn to think for themselves?!
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Sunday, September 2, 2007

Buhler? Buhler?



"Thank You." A Modest Proposal.

"Always thank your host. " "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." "Complement your hostess." "Wait to start eating till the senior person has taken a bite." "Elbows off the table." "At dinner, everyone shows up on time and is polite to everyone, even your sister."

These rules and more were smacked into me by my parents. I send thank you notes when I receive a gift and after an interview. Bring a gift when invited to a dinner party. Try everything on my plate no matter how weird it looks. And always say "thank you."

Here's a modest proposal. How about we thank the British for getting their soldiers killed fighting our war? They didn't want to. Their own military thought it was a bad idea.

The British came in because Prime Minister Blair backed President Bush and wanted to preserve the "special relationship" between the United States and Great Britain. Not a bad idea although personally I think being best friends means saying, "That's a stupid idea and because we're friends, not only won't I help you, I'll tell you why your idea sucks and we'll still be BFFs after."

But that's not what happened. Blair followed Bush like a puppy and now it's four years and way too many dead later, ours and theirs.

Britain has pulled their last 500 troops from Basra Palace. Instead of trying to lay the blame on the British, what if someone said "Thank You Great Britain for trying so hard to save our ass."

Scottsman

BRITISH moves to withdraw from Iraq will only make a difficult situation worse and put huge pressure on the Americans who remain, a retired US general warned yesterday.

General Jack Keane, who recently returned from Iraq, claimed the security situation in the British-controlled south was "deteriorating", and there was a "general disengagement" by the military in Basra.

He also suggested there was "frustration" among US commanders, who wanted to avoid having to fill any vacuum left if British soldiers withdrew. He claimed Britain had never had enough forces to "truly protect" civilians.
GNB Comments (Tanbark)

When Centcom, and the bush "intelligence agents" start pissing and moaning about the British essentially being "defeated" in the south, would it be asking TOO FUCKING MUCH for one or the other of the three top Democratic candidates to point out the maniacal cowardice and insanity of THIS agitprop shit-speak?

I mean, 165 Brits have died for Tony Blair's idiocy in following George Bush into the cluster-fuck. Thousands more have been wounded, many grievously.

EVERY FUCKING "JUSTIFICATION" for George Bush's realpolitik demolition-derby has evaporated like a puddle of back-alley piss.

The Brits are doing nothing more than the Americans stuck there:

Trying to stave off Bush's full-on civil war, and, bloody irony of ironies, trying to help cover his and the GOP's asses until they can get out of town and dump the nightmare in the Democrats laps.

I think John Edwards is the best of the Democratic lot. I hope some supporter of his reads this and repeats to him that this is a golden opportunity for him to show the kind of courage which seems to have disappeared from the souls of our public leaders.

He should LOUDLY and PUBLICLY thank the Brits for the sacrifices they've made in a practically useless cause. He should commend Gordon Brown and the British military for standing up for their troops and for starting the process of getting them out of the mayhem opera that George Bush has created.

He should ask...INSIST!...from the assholes who want to sustain this bloody bullshit, how much longer they want to keep throwing bodies, ours and the Brits, into the meat grinder.

And he should ask, repeatedly, for ANYONE on the side of keeping our troops there, to explain why they think that when we DO start to withdraw, whether it's one month from now or one decade from now, the situation will be anything but what it is now.

In short, Bush and his supporters are absolutely frantic for scapegoats.

Is there not ONE FUCKING DEMOCRAT who will call them out for starting to blame the British contingent?
The Group News Blog is not picking sides between candidates.

But is it too much to ask as Great Britain pulls their troops from battle for at least one of the Democratic contenders to find a camera and: a) Thank Britain for their sacrifice, while b) denouncing the Bush Administration for refusing to follow Britain's senior, wiser lead in getting the hell out?

Who wants to be the last person to die for a mistake? How can we possibly justify Iraq as anything but a massive mistake in judgement -- a pack of lies -- by the Bush Administration? The faster the candidates call it straight, the more they pin the blame squarely on the Bush administration and the Republicans, the more votes they'll receive.

Isn't this obvious?

Britain leaving the battle is an opportunity for someone. Do what your parents taught. Be polite, be courteous. Say "Thank you."

Candidates, are you listening? Buhler?
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Sunday, July 1, 2007

Super Green Beret Powers



My Super Green Beret Powers© allow me to assess the chuckleheads in England who canabalized their gas bbq grills and stopped at the local hardware store for a gas can as not very serious terrorists. Neither strategically nor tactically, there are much better targets available. Noone with even a small amount of knowledge of explosives would use gas canisters and gas cans as bombs in this manner.

I have to agree with Larry Johnson. England seems to have some kind of problem with silly people who are more likely to injure themselves than others. Perhaps its the influence of Benny Hill.

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