Sunday, December 30, 2007

Amanda Marcotte

Cracks me up.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it! Yeah, they said it. Get your bitch ass back to the kitchen and make your man some vittles! He didn’t marry you for your sparkling wit, you know. How was he supposed to know that your huge cookbook collection was amassed because you just like the pretty pictures? Do you know what the marketing community calls that? False advertising.

Resolve to wear aprons more often from Pandagon.