Friday, November 2, 2007

WORLD PREMIERE—“Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To YouTube...”

Yes, It's Another New Group News Blog Video Production!

This one goes out in...“ahem!”, honor of President Bush, and his dots-her-eyes-with-hearts-in-her-memos-to-him wannabe girlfriend, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. Primarily for his from jumpstreet fuck-uppery of the war in Iraq, and for her glaring incompetence on the diplomatic front there—which of course led to a mutiny of State Department Foreign Officers who vivisectioned her lack of leadership, and her boyfriend's lack of sense in general in a skin-flaying meeting at the Department's headquarters on Wednesday night.

The imagery of this mess has been described in many ways. I've called it a bed-shit, others dub it a clusterfuck, but for some reason, the image that comes most readily to mind is simply that of a vehicle careening down a mountain—oil pan scraping and spitting out sparks, with doors and all manner of bolted-on parts flying off madly.

Oh yes...and the wheels coming off the whole Goddamned enterprise as it bounds out of control, of course.

Thus, it is that image I want you to keep in your head as you watch out latest production...

“It's a Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb-Ass War”

“It's undah...the big, dumb Dubya”