Sunday, September 16, 2007

Politcal News Rounder

Things I wish I had said:

Alan Keyes throws his straight jacket into the ring.
-- Josh Marshall,

Things I wish I had any idea what in the f*ck they were going on about.
"Where in the Constitution of the United States does it say that the Congress decides how long people will spend on tours of duty and how long they will spend back in the United States?" McCain said. "It's blatantly unconstitutional."
Thank you Captain Queeg

Cry baby John Boehner's calls America's sacrifice in Iraq a "Small price to pay". The small price to pay is currently trading at 3,781 on the Iraq commodities market and this is a bull market with no signs of stopping! Profits for everyone!.

The T.V. guy with the stripper wife has said:
We're living in the era of the suitcase bomb." A day later, he posted an explanation on his Web site, saying he was referring to Cuban spies, not immigrants.
Cuban Spies, Cuban Spies!!! Ayyiiiiiii...

Anyway, now he is 'spent'. Freddie is taking a week off. Please think about contributing, we have to keep this guy in the race.