GNB Late Night Zombies: "Heya Tom It's Bob"

Re: Your Brains:

We've got some work to do now:

Wait Wait Don't Eat Me!:

PETER: Thanks, Carl! Hello, everyone! We're going to be cutting our show a little short today, because, as you may have heard, there's an apocalypse happening! But we didn't let the election of Barack Obama stop us, and we're not going to let the zombie hordes stop us either. After the show today, myself, Carl, and the panelists will be taking our families to the secret underground NPR bunker, and no, you can't come. I bet you wish you'd donated more during that last pledge drive!

And finally -- He's Undead, Jim!:

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GNB Late Night: Zombie Apocalypse

from The Oatmeal

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Zombies Love New York

A Park. Yoga. The East River. 100 Zombies.

I LOVE NEW YORK!

Brooklyn. All the great stuff happens in Brooklyn.

Seriously, name me another American city where this could happen.

Okay, maybe San Francisco, but you know all the Clowns hanging out in Golden Gate Park would want to get in to it, and then you've got the big Red Noses and the big Clown Orange Floppy Feet getting in the way of the eternal quest for BRAINS.

Although clowns are slowed down by their big orange clown floppy feet, which would give the zombies a change to eat them. And probably get really really high, given they are San Francisco clowns and all probably have like, X and other stuff in their clown pockets, and that's a really terrifying thought -- zombies on X... "We love you. We want to eat your brains and we love you...dude and little dudette."

But no... No, this is pure.

A Park. The East River. Yoga. And 100 Zombies.

Also a book The Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead if you care, but really, if you're an actual zombie, all you need is BRAINS.

I think we need a new tagging category, er, Label, just for Zombie posts.

Done! *cracks up*

Oh... and h/t to Zombie Central, Boing Boing. You rule.

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