Monday, June 29, 2009

Phone Call Excerpt

My Agent Has Represented Me Since the 50's
He's allowed to call me "kid."
Bob: Well, that's good news about the foot. I called "the star" and told him that you would need a stool for the shows. They said no problem.
Me: If I'm slinging an electric guitar and there's anyone sitting down I'm not doing my job.
Bob: Just use the stool. You could also just try saying something like "Gee, thanks for looking out for me Bob."
Me: Gee, thanks for looking out for me Bob.
Bob: I love ya kid.
Me: I love ya back cowboy. I rode with you this whole trip and I got no complaints.
Bob: Me neither.