Melissa McEwan (Shakespeare's Sister, QCOFM)
Day 2: President McCain nominates the only Republican willing to accept the position as secretary of the Treasury, whose appointment is fast-tracked through Congress in light of the growing economic crisis.
Day 3: Treasury secretary Ron Paul promptly disbands the department of the Treasury.
Day 20: Dick Cheney shoots President McCain in the face.
Day 21: President McCain apologizes to Dick Cheney for all the trouble his being shot in the face has caused the former vice president.
Melissa is a wicked, wicked girl. She's probably going to burn in hell. Since that's where I will end up too, I'm bringing Marshmallows.
With folks like Melissa there, hell's doable.