Wednesday, April 29, 2009

100 Daze

Some excerpts:

Day 2: President McCain nominates the only Republican willing to accept the position as secretary of the Treasury, whose appointment is fast-tracked through Congress in light of the growing economic crisis.

Day 3: Treasury secretary Ron Paul promptly disbands the department of the Treasury.

Day 20: Dick Cheney shoots President McCain in the face.

Day 21: President McCain apologizes to Dick Cheney for all the trouble his being shot in the face has caused the former vice president.

Melissa is a wicked, wicked girl. She's probably going to burn in hell. Since that's where I will end up too, I'm bringing Marshmallows.

With folks like Melissa there, hell's doable.