Weekend Update 7/11/07
"...and you say this guy Tanbark does political prognostication and can fart whole english phrases in his sleep?!?!?"
"Yeah Chevy!!! Listen to this...":
"Push hard and he'll quit. Thassit, Drift. :o) I'm up to $80 in bets that BOTH he and Cheyney will resign before the elections. :O) I fart 'We told you so!' in my sleep". -Tanbark
Weekend Update 1/17/09 (re-aired 1/24/09)
"This breaking news just in... George W. Bush still has not resigned from the office of President Of The United States."