Thursday, November 20, 2008

Breaking: Attorney General Mukasey Collapses

Mukasey Collapses While Delivering Keynote At Federalist Society

Reports are coming in by from people who are still at the annual Federalist Society gathering at the Marriott Wardman Park in Washington, D.C., that U.S. Attorney General Mukasey collapsed while speaking tonight.

Paramedics are reportedly working on him on stage, while a human shield of audience members has been placed in front of him for privacy.

The audience is praying. The early word says this is a stroke, although we emphasize nothing official has been released.