Thursday, October 16, 2008

Wuz I On “C.P.” Time Tha Diz-zay They Wuz Handin' Out Da Fatiguez?”

“We Have Waited Thirty Years To Spring Our Afro-tastic Trap...UNGOWAH!”

Apparently so, brothers and sisters. The latest from Rush's Bat-Shit™ Cave, (via Crooks and Liars)

LIMBAUGH: “We know that technological advancement is going along at light speed. And yet during this period of time, whether it be the last 57 years or be it the last 20 years, it seems that a majority of the black population has remained angry, frustrated, and behind. They've been left behind. They are acting like they've been left behind, and of course we've heard that this is because of racism, natural systemic institutional racism in America, that we are unfair, that this country is just horrible and rotten.”

“...The federal government became the father. The father didn't have to hang around in order for the kids to be okay, depending on ow you define okay. But as you study more and more of this ACORN stuff, you find that it has been part of an entire movement that has been going on for two, maybe three decades, right under our noses.”

“We thought that it was just liberal welfare policies and all that that kept blacks from progressing while other minorities grew and prospered, but no, it is these wackos from Bill Ayers to Jeremiah Wright to other anti-American Afrocentric black liberation theologists with ACORN, and Barack Obama is smack dab in the middle of it, they have been training young black kids to hate, hate, hate this country, and they trained their parents before that to hate, hate, hate this country. It was a movement. It was a Bill Ayers, anti-capitalist, anti-American educational movement. ACORN is how it was implemented, right under our noses.
It has been a movement, it has been a religion, and Obama and Jeremiah Wright and William Ayers were all up to their big ears in it.”

As the days grow shorter til' the election, and McCain's odds of winning grow ever longer, the din from the crazed dissonance from the whackdoodley-est of the whackdoodle right will be so Goddamned loud, you won't be able to hear yourselves think—or in Black folks' cases, hear our Publlic Enemy / NWA mash-ups on our freshly riot-liberated stereo consoles perched atop our shoulders.

There's a panic goin' on. A quiet riot in the minds of folks like Limbaugh and his drooling drones with their AM talk-radio i.v.'s on wide drip. Should things go the way they appear headed election-wise, you will hear talk of secession of this place and that from the United States, like NewYork's wingnut haven Staten Island wanted to do when the city dared elect a Black mayor. We already know Sarah and the rest of the “Whiter Shades of Palins” up north are down with that sort of lunacy. But most laughably, you will hear these poor, twisted souls cross up the talking points something fucking awful as their hate-fried synapses sputter and crackle wildly, like downed power lines on a wet street.

Rush's crazy from yesterday is one such example of the combination of fear and a lifelong ingestion of mad-cow bigot burgers messing up and already fragile mind.

'Cause your talking points Rushie? Well...Papa just don''t know what to make of 'em any more.

Are Black folks the biologically, bell-curve addled child-people you generally make us out to be in your daily three-hour hate, or are we now these crafty geniuses with the long-term planning chops of NASA imagineers and the strategic vision of a Sun Tzu?

Which is it, o' sex-touring, dope fiending, posteriorly pilonidally pustuled one? Iz us Black folkz dum...b, or iz we smart? Your precious Bell Curve says we can't be both, so which is it? If we're still dumb, it means you've spent years frantically sphincter-ing out a talking point you just denied, and Obama's ascendance has more to do with him (Horrors!), and not the grand conspiracy your swollen heart craves believing.

If we be all smart and crafty and Machiavelllian, and stuff, well, what the fuck does that do to your whole “We are born preternaturally stupid” argument.

You make the call, Tiny.

But seeing as how this is all conflicting and whatnot for you, howsabout I, as the spokesman for all Black people (because you know we all know each other and stuff...) propose this solution...

That things be “the way they ought to be” and we be as you have wished for years, more like you.

Which apparently, is stupid...all...The. Fucking. Time.

Hey Rush...Is That Riot Still Goin' On In Your Head?